501 Bad Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot
There's no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one ready just in case, or 501 for that matter.
Here are just a few:
It’s this new putter; I thought we were using the green over there; The ground is too dry. My divots aren’t coming off smoothly; My glove is wet, I can’t get a good grip; My old caddy’s notes are in Japanese and I can’t interpret them since he was deported; The wind keeps shifting direction when I hit; These clubs are instruments of torture; I hate this game!